Bokonon

My slumber has lasted long enough. I devote myself, now, to wakefulness for 6 consecutive hours. Hibernation will resume shortly afterwards.

Megalomania is unavoided, so impressed am I by the ease with which I can formulate sentences. I assert my will. I speak to you of subjects beyond and above myself. Such is my power. Valiant effort you have made to appear anything other than astounded. So connected I am to the cosmos, so at one, that I feel the ripples of impression reaching the depth of your psyche. Hidden beneath a mask of indifference, you are a quivering imp of joy. No need to conceal your grand wonder. I speak to you in earnest. WE ARE ONE.

(via welldressedfortheapocalypse)