Faux cowboy express.
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries
and don’t forget that language never evolves or changes and regional differences don’t exist
Adam Gnade, from The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad book
Wish I read this shit when I was 20
im not shit, im champange.
Tasty, tasty champagne.